1. Bíi mehin ra Láadanedal wa. / There aren’t any Láadan-things…
- me- = plural
- in = exists
- ra = not
- dal = thing
2. BÓ EL LÁADANEDAL. / I COMMAND – MAKE LAADAN-THINGS.
- el = create
- Rachel is at the computer working. The clock says 12:35 am.
- Rachel: Bíi néde ra naháana le wa. / I don’t want to sleep.
- Rachel: Bíi néde shub le láadanedaleth wa. / I want to do Láadan things.
At my college, we have a testing center where students can go to take their makeup exams, standardized exams, or just take exams if they need some sort of accommodation. It’s a good idea, and I’ve had a good experience with my university’s testing center, but not this college’s one. It is a Raden – a non-help.
It has systems that are needlessly complex. For example: Students must wait in line to get to the front desk. This queue is usually quite long, going out the door of the testing center room. After the students check in, they’re given a locker key. The lockers are outside the testing center room, so they are expected to go lock up their personal items and get back in line. Raholhehath.
For teachers, it isn’t much better: The parking around the building for the testing center is always jam-packed. There exists “30 minute parking”, but those are usually full as well. I either need to park across campus and walk over, or come really early in the morning to get a spot, just to run up and turn in the exams.
You also cannot submit exams online – you must submit it in person.
You also must make exactly the amount of copies that you need, and you must have each student’s name on each exam.
Also, you have to fill in a form per student per exam – their old process was one form per class per semester, but somehow they made it worse than it was before.
And picking up exams is just as annoying. I also have to make sure I wear my work clothes (even if it’s a day off) and my name badge so I don’t blend in with the students standing in line (instructors can go to the front of the line off to the side, but I feel shitty doing that.)
They also have very specific rules – only like 7 students per class are allowed to take exams there, you can’t allow everyone to take the exams at the testing center. If you mess up something on a form they’ll call you and complain about it, or not allow students to take the exam until you come in and fix it.
Also for the summer, they’re not open on weekends.
It’s so stupid. Radenelh.
That’s why I’m here on campus today. I need to proctor one final exam for one final student who didn’t come to the testing center in time to take the exam. I’m not mad at the student- people need accommodations sometimes- but I’m mad at the testing center for being so terrible.
At my university, I could email them the PDF and instructions, and they would email me the scanned exam back. Perfect! Technology is great! Let’s use it! Bó duth ne shinehaleth!
- Rachel is at their computer. Their conscience is hovering nearby.
- Rachel’s Conscience: Bée aril dush hal ne háasháaleya. (“Ím warning you: You have to work in the morning.”)
- Rachel: Lhh (Displeased hissing sound.)
- Rachel’s Conscience flies in closer.
- Rachel’s Conscience: Bée aril óoha ne!! (“You will be tired!!”)
- Rachel: LLHHHH.
- Rachel’s Conscience looks stern.
- Rachel’s Conscience: BÓD RIL NAHÁANA NE! (“GO TO SLEEP NOW!”)
- Rachel: LLLHHHH!!
Báa mebedi nen Klingon i mebedi ra Láadan? / Why do you learn Klingon and not learn Láadan?